What Am I Doing Lmao

*minecraft hurt sound plays as i am hit by a car on the freeway*

bittencrow:
beetledrink:
beetledrink:
i got my DNA test results and theyre negative
says im 97% cheddar bay biscuit
whats the other 3%

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wocs:

me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*
me to me:

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ivadeshin:

jujuoh:
zombie-twink:
Results so far
ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period
Tiefling nudes are going to outlast everything else

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subtle:

us: remove porn bots please
staff: remove…. porn
us: n…o…. remove the porn BOTS.
staff: remove porn :)

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adamtots:

jakoski:
adamtots:
I can’t believe they removed Tumblr from the app store because you were all mean to me
This is obviously sarcasm, but the fact that you’d even make this joke considering the massive amounts of blogs being deleted because of this incident shows how massively overinflated your ego is.
they had to be deleted to make more room for my ego

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pyropes: