What Am I Doing Lmao

slashysplashy-deactivated202203:

Pour one out for Alexei

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know.

*sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up

(via fibbonaccisequins)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via smosh)

flanneldragon:

elysiadragon:

flanneldragon:

pochowek:

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

(via thebootydiaries)

hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:

someone: i think you’re pretty cool!

me, tearing up: nice

person: you’re so cool and funny

me:

(via craterdogs)

ironmanstan:

‘are you okay’ by normal people standards? no. by my standards? do you see me crying? no? then yea im good

(via choras-dens)

grapeless-seeds:

(via fibbonaccisequins)